Paddy McGuinness nearly burned down childhood home with porn magazine collection

Paddy McGuinness has recalled the hilarious time he almost burned down his childhood home while trying to save a collection of porn magazine he found by chance.

The 48 year old, who was initially completely against his wife Christine joining the Real Housewives of Cheshire, explained that he was a teenager when he found the stash of adult titles but quickly realised it was doused in petrol.

“Someone was obviously about to burn them and got disturbed and just left them there," the Top Gear presenter said, according to the Daily Star.

He continued: “How the hell am I going to get these dry? I know, I’ll put them in the airing cupboard, on top of the red-hot water tank, that’ll dry them out in no time. Genius!”

Not only did Paddy fail to save the magazines, but he also managed to fill the house with the smell of petrol.

“The mags were a whisker away from setting the house on fire," he explained. “My mum’s eyes were streaming and bloodshot. ‘Patrick, what’s that smell coming from your bedroom?’

“I couldn’t say, ‘Relax, Mum, it’s just those petrol-soaked Razzles I put in the airing cupboard to dry out.’”

This isn't the only hilarious confession Paddy has made as of late as he recently revealed he was once banned from using company cars after being caught having sex in one of them by his boss.

Paddy, who recently shared details of his drunken night out with the Duke of Sussex, Prince Harry, said he was frequently in the back of cars and pick-up trucks doing what he called “vehicle-based gymnastics” with an ex-girlfriend.

He made the most of his access to the vehicles when he worked for a plant machinery supplier, until the company area manager caught him in the act.

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Speaking in his book, the Take Me Out host revealed: “We had the seats back, mid-bonk, when the area manager drove past us.

"I got into a bit of trouble for that. I was off driving duties for a while.”

But when his ban expired, he was given the keys to a bright blue Peugeot, and joked that the bigger model, complete with extra leg room, did wonders for his sex life.

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